The best jokes from cryptoworld

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To provide you with some laugh, today I would like to present you the best jokes connected with cryptocurrencies I could find. After some, you will be searching for a glass of water, and some may give you tears of joy… Or sorrow.

Here are some of our favourites:

Well, miners… Don’t take it so personally.

Q. What’s the difference between an average bitcoin miner and an average plumber?
A.  An average plumber can at least solve a block.

Q. How many miners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. A million – One to do it and 999,999 to verify that he did.

Q. Why won’t the government embrace bitcoin?
A. They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’.


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Q. I paid a hooker with bitcoins once and asked if I’d ever see her again.
A. She said sure, next week you’ll find me just a few blocks away.

Q. Why do Bitcoin cryptologists drive recklessly?
A. The chance of a collision is 1 in 3,675,829,765,987,568,478.

Do you see the trick?

Q. How much did it cost to invent bitcoin?
A. One Satoshi.

Q. Who is Bitcoin’s least favorite rapper?
A. 2chainz!

Knock Knock!
— 10 minutes later
Who’s there?
Never mind.

Q. What’s Satoshi’s favorite brand of sneakers?

Now some funny things we found on Twitter.


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